Deductions Are Magic


dumble-core:

someone get this fucking dress for me


  • Person: So, what religion are you?
  • Me: Fandom.
  • Person: What?
  • Person: No, I mean who do you believe in?
  • Me: I BELIEVE IN SHERLOCK HOLMES
  • Person:
  • Me: MORIARTY WAS REAL
  • Person:
  • Me:
  • Person: So, you don't believe in angels-
  • Me: Of course I believe in angels. Sam and Dean run into them all of the time.
  • Person: Who?
  • Me: They also run into demons all of the time too.
  • Me: But that's why they have salt.
  • Person:
  • Person: Well, I believe in the Lord-
  • Me: The last of the Time Lords.
  • Person:
  • Me: *starts spinning in circles* DOO WEEEEE DOOOOO
Via How Am I Even Awake Right Now?

Avengers inspired shoes

(Source: submarijn)


Via How Am I Even Awake Right Now?


sekra:

Wow, Tony. He’s only going to get milk.


Via You here to finish me off, sweetheart?


callmekitto:

HULKPUNCH

jack likes hulkeye and I like jack AND hulkeye so it happened



cumberqueen:

10 000! I am completely speechless!

I’ve decided to arrange a giveaway. I am giving away t-shirts from my collection! Unfortunately I couldn’t fit them all into one single post so CHECK OUT THE REST OF THEM HERE. 

I’m not quite sure how many t-shirts I am going to give away yet - but it will at least be one, and maybe more (depending on how many reblogs this thing gets). I may even add new t-shirts. The winner(s) get to pick the t-shirt(s) they want! 

RULES

  • Only reblogs counts 
  • Please have an open ask box so I can contact you. 
  • No reblog limit (but think about your followers - no one likes spam) 

Add a comment if you wish! (It’s a pleasure reading them!) 

The giveaway will end July 1st.

EDIT: I am getting a lot of questions about the giveaway, so I’ve made a FAQ under the ‘read more’.  

Read More


Via CUMBERLAND






tinytinysquid:

webslinging:

blackronswanson:

THE WONDERFUL THING ABOUT TIGGERS IS TIGGERS WILL FUCK UP YOUR MORNING JOG

#their tops are made out of rubber their bottoms are made out of springs and their hearts are full of FUCK YOU

This forever and ever. I wish to do this in the summer.

(Source: royalelectric)



dontstartlethewitch:

b0ffin:

greencarnations:

LEGIT JUST ROLLED OFF MY BED LAUGHING SO HARD

THIS WILL NEVER NOT BE FUNNY AND IF YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY THEN GET OFF THE INTERNET

OH MY GOD SCREAMING

(Source: destructivemusic)


Via The Man Who Would Be King


lazoey:

sexually-aggressive-cas:

theblackhordes:

Folk metal mosh pit.

THE SHIRE CAN’T EVEN HANDLE ME RIGHT NOW

(Source: peregrint)


Via Keep Calm and Chuffle On


juneniocosu:

Horns + Sweatshirt

A GIVEAWAY BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN MEANING TO FOR LIKE EVER! I have a nice amount

of followers, not only that but those followers have been dealing with my bullshit and

deserve something for that! so I’m giving everyone a chance to win a set of horns and a

sweatshirt I made

  • You can choose any horns you want only 1 tho (unlesstheyarekarkathornsthen2)
  • Including ancestor
  • I WILL do fantroll horns, I dont care how weird they are I WILL MAKE THEM
  • You can specifically tell me how you would want the horns to be done. (for example you can have nubby sollux horns compared to taller sollux horns)
  • You will also win that sweatshirt I made and decided to never ever wear! it really is a nice sweatshirt tho I am not sure exactly how to wash it other than by hand BUT THERE IS A WAY! (june=lazy)
  • AND MAYBE I’LL JUST MAIL MYSELF TO YOU AND WE CAN DO FUN THINGS!
  • you secretly want that last part.
  • I know it

That is all for what you can get, now onto rules and other info

  • YOU DO NOT NEED TO BE FOLLOWING ME (Its nice if you do because this is a thanks to my followers, but I love you all equally ok)
  • I will ship anywhere in the world I do NOT care if you live in Atlantis you will get this
  • I will only allow you to reblog this 1 time a day, I mean for gods sake would you want to have your dash filled with my bullshittery! HELL NO and likes count too
  • Please dont use sideblogs for this
  • This will end on the 20th of June

thank you ben for letting me ripp this off from you I’m not terrible or anything <3


Via various fruits personified




(Source: act-of-insanity)



areyoutryingtodeduceme:

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

YOU GUYS NEARLY 11,000 OF YOU PUT UP WITH ME ON A DAILY BASIS. You guys listen to more of my crap than my own boyfriend generally does. That deserves rewarding. So this is an extra SPECIAL tea give away, and there will be THREE winners. Oh my god. Want a chance to become one of those lucky three people? Read on and follow directions.

THE PRIZES:

  • First Place Prize: A set of all seven Sherlock Shipper tea blends [Sherlock/Moriarty, Sherlock/Irene, Moriarty/Moran, Mycroft/Lestrade, Lestrade/John, Lestrade/Molly, Molly/Moriarty]
  • Second Place Prize: A set of all four* Avengers Teas [Thor, Loki, Steve Rogers, and Coulson *and possibly also Tony Stark if I make a tea for him soon]
  • Third Place Prize: A set of all three Doctor Who Teas [The TARDIS, Amy Pond, and Rory]
  • IN ADDITION TO THE ABOVE PRIZE PACKS: Each winner will get ONE blend specially created for them. It can be a character or ship or show or book or whatever that I haven’t done that they’d like me to do. It can even be a blend made based on THEM. Whatever the winners would like. They each get to request one, and they will receive it with their other teas.

I MIGHT ADD TO THESE PRIZES. If this gets reblogged like, a lot, or something, I might lose my head and also send the winners mugs to go with their tea. Or a book. WE’LL SEE.

THE RULES: 

  • Anyone ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD can enter EXCEPT AUSTRALIA AND NEW ZEALAND!! I am SUPER sorry for my followers down under because not only do you have to put up with terrifying wild life, you can’t even allow tea to be imported to help comfort you. Sorry, there’s like, crazy laws and stuff.
  • You do not have to be following me to win, but it might be helpful to keep track of updates or changes (if any). Plus I plan to make some blends for other fandoms in the future, so if tea is your thing, it might not be a bad idea?
  • Only two reblogs a day allowed.I did not realize how often people would reblog my last big give away soooo I’m going to enforce this LOL. You can reblog on as many days as you’d like, but yeah, only 2 reblogs a day please. I’ll be checking.
  • LIKES DON’T COUNT. Sorry! You have to reblog!
  • The give away will end and I will choose the winners on FRIDAY JUNE 1STI’ll probably do the drawing late at night on that day, so I’m going to say I’ll stop counting reblogs at 10 p.m. EST. Winners may not be announced until the next day or so, just to be aware!
  • Here’s how the winners will be selected: Just like all of my other give aways, I’ll compile a spreadsheet or numbered list of all of the reblogs, and I’ll use the number generator on random.org to chose a number and find the corresponding username on the list. The first number I draw will win the first place prize (or, if they are more into Avengers or Doctor Who, they may chose one of the other prizes). Second number I draw will win the second place prize (or a choice between whatever two packs remain), and the third number drawn will receive the last prize!

[5/20 UPDATE] Dudes you guys are on a ROLL with this! I promised that if it hit 25k notes by the end of this weekend, I’d add another prize pack and, well, it happened. So now instead of three winners, FOUR people will win a prize. Same rules apply as before. The first place winner gets first choice of the prizes, then the second place winner, then so on. So what teas am I adding? CABIN PRESSURE!

The Lemon is in Play, Ottery Kisses, and Polar Bears are BRILLIANT!
And of course this prize pack will also come with a customized tea blend of the winners choice as well <33

Thanks so much everyone! You guys seriously are just the best, and odds are, I may end up adding another prize pack at 35K or something if it actually gets to that o_o

[5/21 UPDATE] DANG GUYS. ANOTHER ADDITION ALREADY!

Not another prize pack, per se, BUT, I am possibly doubling the number of final winners. Basically, when I draw names for the prizes, the people that the winners reblogged the contest from will ALSO win the prize that the person drawn chooses. If the winner reblogged from me or themselves, they’ll still only get one prize. And I’m not going to win a prize in my own contest so….

Anyway, I guess this is a good reason to encourage your followers to reblog the contest from your blogs or something 8D;

[5/24] YOU GUYS ARE INSANE. SO. This has reached 35k. And I said earlier that if I created a Tony Stark blend, I’d add it to the Avengers Prize Pack. Well, I made Tony Stark, so he’s adding. But then I also made Bruce Banner, Clint Barton, and Natasha Romanoff as well. So I’m also going to add THOSE to the Avengers prize pack as well.

And hell, since I’m somehow about to hit 15k followers too (what are you guys even thinking, honestly), here’s another new prize pack so the number of potential winners is increasing:

Both of the Good Omens Teas! Aziraphale and Crowley! <3

Uh…. if this hits 50k I’ll think of something good.

UPDATED!


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